darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

thereallifeoftheamericanteenager:

 

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

(Source: chronicallylate)

queeflto:

“ur a piece of shit” i say to my own feces